awful awful and awful

[anaphylexis.livejournal.com]

I work in a daycare and we have two new children coming in on Monday..twins...named Yourmajesty (boy) and Hermajesty (girl). I kid you not. And their mother is pregnant with a boy to be named Hismajesty.  

The women I work with are teachers so they had more bad names, such as. A child whose name is pronounced Ab-sah-dee and spelled Abcde. And a child whose named is pronounced a-soul and spelled Asshole.

 EDIT: I'm not bullshitting. Bullshit would be Orangejello and Lemonjello. There are just off names in this place and a whole lotta J names. Jaeloni, Jaelan, Joryn, JaMarion, Janaya (and a Geniyah). And A's -- Amajeon, Amaray (said Amore, like in That's Amore), Amarhi, Anaya, Ameenah.

Comments

[washironfucketc.livejournal.com]

Bullshit flag.

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

IAWTC.

[pinkslit.livejournal.com]

ditto.

[isoldereverie.livejournal.com]

idk I saw a child's name printed on an insurance card: Shi'Thead. Pronounced Shah Theed. I was floored.

[searlait.livejournal.com]

Jermajesty has some new friends!

I want to cry.

[stephmariemarsh.livejournal.com]

I blinked when I read this thinking.. No I didn't read that right. I had to read it 3 times. Oy. The names people come up with.

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

Oh no.
Nononono.

[sugar-socks.livejournal.com]

Oh god. They need naming laws big time!

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

Troll :D
Absidy might work as a name, though. You just inspired me :D

[pinkslit.livejournal.com]

sounds a lot like this (http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440) little gem.

[surrealkiller.livejournal.com]

SPECIAL K???

!!!!

*facepalm*

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

Uhrines??? like Urine?? That's just as fake, if you ask me

[krosp.livejournal.com]

no not urine..

it's "ur hines"

or, "your highness"

at least that's how I read it! Man, as if it wasn't trashy enough, now it can be misread as urine lol

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

hahah that's what it spells out to me :P
besides, phonetically it would still be ur hine-s 8as in 'vines'), not much high-ness.
But anyway, what's up with these people calling their kids your majesty/highness ?? I thought it was a cat's name...

[peytonlee.livejournal.com]

poor kid.

[djador.livejournal.com]

abcde?!?!?! HAHAHAHA
I've always wanted to meet a kid named lmnop (pronounced elemenohpee)...just like everyone says it in a bunch like that when they are saying the alphabet.

[djador.livejournal.com]

But I agree (with the bullshit claim)..I don't think there is any way one daycare center had that many ridiculously named kids.

[godmod.livejournal.com]

haha, I don't know. I worked in daycare for years and at one time we had Thor, Mossimo, Zeneyda, Zipporah, Saxon, etc. I know Zipporah is a biblical name, but it is absolutely ridiculous imo.

[djador.livejournal.com]

Yeah those are pretty weird..but Saxon is nowhere close to as bad as Asshole..and Thor can't touch Abcde...

[anaphylexis.livejournal.com]

Only the..Majesty's are in the daycare center.

[mountain-nest.livejournal.com]

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