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[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

I had a teacher in high school named Jan. She had a good friend who ended up having twin girls about (now) six or seven years ago. What did this woman name them? Pork and Beans! No joking! How awful is that?!

There was another woman who worked in the school. One of her good friends named her daughter Aqua May.

WTF?

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[in_excelsis_dea.livejournal.com]

I don't think Aqua May is that bad- it actually sounds kind of nice to me. But Pork and Beans are HORRIBLE names. My Lord, who could do that to a child?

[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

I agree. Aqua May just makes me think of sequins.

I have no idea what that mother was thinking when she named those poor twins. :(

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

Pork & Beans are the cruelest (is that a word?) names I have ever heard. Why, why, why?

Aqua May sounds pretty, although the 'water' meaning is a bit too obvious for my taste.

[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

It always makes me think of this place around here called Aqua Vista. Bleh!

[freezemyazaleas.livejournal.com]

Pork and Beans... I don't even believe it.

Aqua May.....

Um, Jan is a nice name.

[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

Why not? =/

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

Aqua May is nice enough.

But Pork and Beans.. is it even legal to do that??

[kristinluffsyou.livejournal.com]

thats what i was thinking. I'm surprised DSS didn't try to take those kids away when she put those names on the birth certificates

[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

I can only hope for Pork's sake that she isn't a little fatty.

Actually, same goes for Bean, because then she'll have to endure a lifetime of, "Hey, maybe YOU should have been Pork."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___heyvanity/]

Agree!

[politicking.livejournal.com]

Bean may not be so bad on its own... & as Bean, not BeanS.

because when i hear Bean, i think of Kurt Cobain & Courtney Love's kid, Francis Bean... but when i hear Beans i think of the kid on Even Stevens haha

[pinkslit.livejournal.com]

frances bean is the greatest celebrity baby name EVER. hands down.
a close second is the guy that won the first season of "Hell's Kitchen", Michael. his daughter was named Trixie GoGo. she passed away shortly after birth though.

[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Indeed!

Bean is cute as a nickname, I must admit.

[monalyssasmile.livejournal.com]

Pork and Beans would be cute on a couple of cats, I suppose but on a child that is torture.

[pinkslit.livejournal.com]

i woulda gone with Aqua Net.

[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

That's what my husband said! When I told him about that, he was all, "Isn't that some sort of hair spray?"

[blue-suspenders.livejournal.com]

Aqua May's not to bad.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___heyvanity/]

Aqua May is aweful, seperate they'd be, well ok. But together? No.

Those poor children...

[djador.livejournal.com]

Pork and Beans...that's what the red head kid on Cheaper by the Dozen named his frogs. =P

[scintillated.livejournal.com]

Pork and Beans = WOW.
Aqua May = ehhh.

[flavored-glass.livejournal.com]

Hah! I knew a girl whose parents named her and her brother after cheeses. Her brother was Colby and she was Chedder.

[unbakedbrownie.livejournal.com]

My "mother" named both of my brothers Nicholas. Sheer laziness.

[sarahrose.livejournal.com]

... Who would do that?!?!


Aqua May is pretty.