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taken from: http://www.misterpoll.com/900505406.html

(did not copy all of the celeb names, just some)
2006 celebrity bad baby names...

Bay Atlas (Kirstie Allsopp)
Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell)
Bronwyn Golden (Angela Bassett)
Charleston (Joey Lawerence)
Crew (Bo Van Pelt)
Daisy True (Meg Ryan)
Ivy Nightingale (Nina Gordon & Jeff Russo)
Makani Ravello (Woody Harrelson)
Maxwell Danger (Mat Rogers)
Me'arah Sanna (Shaquille O'Neal)
Moses (Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin)
Jonas Rocket (Tom DeLonge)
Kingston (Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale)
Rocco Kokopelli (David "Puck" Rainey)
Rumi Joon (Josie Maran)
Shiloh Nouvel (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
Sugar (Nikka Costa)
Sunny Bebop (Flea)
Suri (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes)
True Harlow (Joely Fisher)
Zolten (Penn Jillette)- joining little Moxie Crimefighter! lol


2006 bad use of apostrophes!
Anianna Z'El
A'reyanna
Bri'Yana
Jon'Nya
Ya'Majesty Zaiina
Zi'onnala'nelle



CR8IVE SPELLINGS!
Jewelia
Jollie
Myrikal
Seabastian
Toffany
Trinitie


he best of the worst names sent in by BAD BABY NAMES readers:
Felony
Heaven Dust
Heavenly Hope
Heaven Trinity-Amour
Indian Wynter
Indigo Blues
Jezabella Amor
Love Life Georgia Belle
Luvleigh Berlin
Malelelele
My Little Darling
Mystic Cheyenne
Peace Mercyannah
Starvetta Monique
Sweet Jessica
Tequila Sunrise
Velvet Couch
Yzenqwuilah Mole


FAN MAIL: MALE:
Adymn
Banjo Jackson
B'Lovid Casod
Cannibus
Dantz Hall
Diesal
Dontaneous
Frankie Billy Bam-Bam
Guess
Harley Davidson
Malice
Meconium
Race Shane
Reggie-Dane
Sea-Nial
Touchdown
Vader
Waco Joe


the rest:
Blade
Diamond Cherie
Elder
Krimson
Oriah Skye
Spikey
Surely
Colt
Flame
Key Emily
Maria Antionetta
Naughtia
Rex
Stoni
Tribiani
Wisdom
Cinnamon
Cougar
Creed
ESPN Montana
Godiva
Harlequin
Harsh
Riot J. Thrasher
Silencia
Trustin Jesus
Vandetta

Date: 2007-06-24 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mykissmightkill.livejournal.com
shiloh, suri and Ivy are theeee only names on this list that seem anywhere close to normal in my book. and are the only ones i like. the rest are just crazzzzy XD i cant believ ewhat some people name their kids.

Date: 2007-06-25 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] americandiva.livejournal.com
so i would not name my kids 99% of these names

but I acutally like Suri. Shiloh is pretty too.

at least people like Sweet Jessica can just call themselves Jessica when they are older

Date: 2007-06-25 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omgzits--tam.livejournal.com
My Little Darling?
Tequila Sunrise?
Naughtia?

These are too awful to be true! :)

Date: 2007-06-25 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glassteapot.livejournal.com
It's a fairly common cocktail... I serve about twenty a night (work in a restaurant). Some people, honestly.

At least they didn't call her Sex on the Beach.

Date: 2007-06-26 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady529.livejournal.com
My thoughts exactly..

The Lady 529

Date: 2007-06-25 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pythianlegume7.livejournal.com
Malelelele?! HOw do you even pronounce that!

Date: 2007-06-25 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vase-of-acid.livejournal.com
Kinda like the noise a chickadee mades...

Just instead of "chick-a-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee" it's..., "Ma-lee-lee-lee-lee"?

Date: 2007-06-25 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-groovy-gypsy.livejournal.com
In my "Are you F&%*%ing Kidding Me?" list are:

Makani Ravello (Woody Harrelson)- Huh? Ravioli?
Ya'Majesty Zaiina - How much ya wanna bet Ya'Majesty will be on his/her knees before anyone else?
Zi'onnala'nelle - Huh?
Felony - Career aspirations?
Love Life Georgia Belle - "Let me tell you about our Love Life!" ....O_o *runs away scared*
Malelelele - Needle get stuck on the LP?
Starvetta Monique - Sister to Starvin Marvin?
Velvet Couch - Maybe it's the pervert in me, but I read Velvet Crotch.
Yzenqwuilah Mole Ummm...NO, it's not a hairless rat, it's a MOLE!
Meconium What a lovely way to call them a little shit!
Sea-Nial They must've been to pick this name.

UGH!





Date: 2007-06-25 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krosp.livejournal.com
Lol... i'm guessing Z'El is like "zee-elle"
but I was imagining if someone read it like Zed-elle.

Date: 2007-06-25 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassandrakfreaq.livejournal.com
I love bronwyn. thats a great traditional name. As is moses.

Date: 2007-06-25 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xo-inthered.livejournal.com
I have to say, I really like Maxwell Danger. I'd never do it, but I really like it. And he is the most adorable baby.

Date: 2007-06-25 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solagirl.livejournal.com
Felony makes me wonder how that child was conceived. My fave is Love Life.

Date: 2007-06-25 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bobinwales.livejournal.com
Guess...

HAHAHAHA
'Whats your name?'
'Guess'
No I'm asking you - whats your name?'
'Guess...'
And so on!

Why would you do that to your kid?!

Date: 2007-06-25 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-bluebonn.livejournal.com
Cannibus? Seriously?
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