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[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

The lady wife is about to push out a kid and I need a name. I’ve been thinking of some.

Alf - It would be named after my dad, whose name is Alfonso. Besides all the Alien Life Form jokes, I think it’s a good name.

Proffit - I think it’s the name of troll in a book I read. But for this name to work, you have to disassociate it with words it sounds like. Like profit or prophet, because the first sounds exploitative and the second sounds presumptuous.

A really simple tough guy name like Guy or Mac or Boy. My uncle had a dog named Boy. It was a good dog.

Ghavis - I came up with this one by mashing my forearm on the keyboard and adding some choice vowels.

And in case there is some horrendous error and it’s actually a girl, I also really like the name Denver for a girl. Huge Broncos fan over here. Denver or Elway. Or maybe even Shana Hannah.

Any thoughts?

Comments

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

my thought: you are a such a troll :D

[silver05.livejournal.com]

...is this post even serious?

If it is, then Alfonso's a good name, and Alf and Fonzi both are good nicknames although it's far from my favorite name. Proffit is just a no way in hell. Sorry.

Guy sounds too yuppie-gay to me. Mac is a good nickname. Boy is a definite no, although reading that made me laugh. Let me laugh again. Not a good laugh this time. I like how you got Ghavis, though.

I like Denver and Elway for girl names, although I have a feeling that you're joking. And Shana and Hannah separately, not together, unless you would like to be hacked to death by your offspring.

And those are my thoughts.

[a-groovy-gypsy.livejournal.com]

Totally agreed!

[x-cherrydarling.livejournal.com]

hah. I actually entertained the idea of naming my first born kid Denver for a while because I'm such a big Nuggets fan.

[turn-it-upp.livejournal.com]

sounds like you should probably leave the naming of your kids to your wife.

[chippyjem.livejournal.com]

lol

[gentlebutterfly.livejournal.com]

I second this.

[zorianna.livejournal.com]

What's the point in trolling a baby names community?

Unless you're serious, and then I fear for your child. But I doubt you are.

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

Wow. That is really insulting. Here I am trying put a label on my kid, and not one of those cheap labels you can peel off and stick on something more expensive, and you dare to suggest that I’m trollin’. I wouldn’t be surprised if your name was Jerk.

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

Of cawrs this post is serious. This post is as serious as it’s possible for an LJ post to be.

You just decided me against Alfonso. I would have to punch myself in the face if people started calling it Fonzi.

I do like Ghavis. It even anagrams to Shagvi. Sexy.

I met a girl named Denver once. I would have fallen in love with her if she wasn't a Raiders fan.

Thank you for all your thoughts.

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

I predict that next year AI and Melo will get along.

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? Her name is Chlamydia.

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

I’m glad you named your kid Jack. It’s a good, strong All-American name. Unless, you're foreign. In that case, back the hell off our names.

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

Look. Another Jerk.

[x-cherrydarling.livejournal.com]

lol. I hope so.

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

No, but you were close. It's Jack, short for Jackass.

[super-bitch06.livejournal.com]

Now that post just made my day.

[spikes-sexkitty.livejournal.com]

i think i'll seduce you so you can name our child too. :) ha ha ha

[asscollection.livejournal.com]

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

Good one. :P

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

Hurm. I thought it was a myth that people grew into their names.

And, dude, from your first post I thought you were a girl. Real men capitalize their sentences.

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

Macros are so lazy. If you're going to criticize my baby naming abilities at least put in more effort than Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. Okay, Mr. Ass Collection?

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

How does Gulliver sound to you, O easily induced to seduce?

[mmmrorschach.livejournal.com]

This comment does not provide enough information and I am tempted to ignore it.

[asscollection.livejournal.com]

No.

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

Obviously not tempted enough. :-\

[ex-ollivande895.livejournal.com]

I'm a fan of Alfproffit Guymac Boyghavis.

[sandtree.livejournal.com]

I completely disagree with you. Alfproffit Guymac Boyghavis is not a legit name. Alfguy MacProffit Ghavisboy sounds much more classy.

[ex-ollivande895.livejournal.com]

How DARE you! Boyghavis is as classy as names get!

[queen-mab.livejournal.com]

I think if you have a daughter, you should name her Pegasus Sunshine. If it's a boy, Baku Andronicus.

[spikes-sexkitty.livejournal.com]

it'd be perfect if the boy was a "small person"... oh the irony would make me laugh everyday. :)

[aquilinum.livejournal.com]

Character building!