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[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

Out of sheer boredom, I was hanging around myspace and checking out all of my friends pages. One click led to another and I was on some random person's page. I noticed he had a daughter, ect. But when I read the caption underneath the photos of his daughter, my eyes bled a little. I couldnt believe it and needed further confermation. And sadly, after finding his wife's page I realized it was true.

These people had named their poor little daughter Jazzman. It still hurts my eyes and head to look at it.

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[decembermalice.livejournal.com]

First of all, I am not a fan of the name Jasmine. Secondly, that spelling looks like a last name. Finally, she's going to get teased for being a 'man' and a 'Jazz man.' Hey Jazzman, do you like Jazz?

[lovetokate.livejournal.com]

*diez ded*

I guess if you say it super fast, it SORT of sounds like "Jasmine." Not sure if that was the logic there...if it was, they both need help. Regardless...they both need help.

[smileygoldfish.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's horrible.

Maybe they should have tried Jaspman instead

just kidding. That hurts even considering it for anything other than a nickname

[omgzits--tam.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's horrible.
I don't even know WHY they considered that an appropriate name for a child.

[delababy.livejournal.com]

Well maybe the already had a kid in their family named Jasmine, and one named Jazlyn, and one named Jazabella, and couldn't bear to be left out. We have to give people the benefit of the doubt even if they are dumb, that's what makes us the good guys. ;)

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

I couldnt get that out of my head either!! All I see is Jazz Man, not Jasmine (which I agree on this with you, I dont even like the name to begin with). It just seems so....tacky and uneducated.

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

Lmao, thats a good one! Ill hafta use it sometime. I dont think you have to say it fast to sound good, youd have to be drunk or deaf. No wait, I take it back. Deaf people still spell correctly!

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

It just goes beyond the kreeatv names Ive ever seen. I wanted it to be a joke! I really did. :(

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

Im gonna go out on a limb and say that maybe they werent from a very populated community and thought they were being cultural? God, I hope so. Or at least that it isnt a family name ::gigglesnort::

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

Oh you ruin my wretched little heart thinking of a sib-set!! Hahahaha, too good for me. But do we really have to give them the benefit of the doubt? Only begrudgingly, lol.

[holly-megan.livejournal.com]

Thanks for nothing, now that "Jazzman" song that Lisa sings on the Simpsons is stuck in my head. Oi.

[amberskye72.livejournal.com]

All I saw at first was Jazz Man.

That is sad. I wonder what these parents are thinking when they name their kids.

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

Lmao, sorry!!

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

Its the only thing I see. I feel terrible for that poor kid and I wish I had a single clue as to why they named her that.

[sotypical42483.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's even worse than the hideous Jazmyn.

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

Not by much, but both names make me groan out loud hahaha.

[delababy.livejournal.com]

Only to get in our dose of indignant superiority for the day :P

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

::sigh:: Youre right, youre right. I do feel better about myself already! :)

[delababy.livejournal.com]

See! And it is important to do things every day that make us feel better about ourselves! :)

Oprah says so

[danacarlesays.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, ohhh those poor folks on whom we prey. I mean, whom we embrace as equally as everyone else!

[delababy.livejournal.com]

LOL

[krosp.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA that's exactly what I was going to say!


jaaaaazz man... ohhh jaazzz maaaaannnn