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[temporality.livejournal.com]

Someone at my school had a baby.

His name?

Crew Colon.

I am not kidding. I wish I were - and I wish it were a typo.

Comments

[sarahrose.livejournal.com]

I don't think Crew is bad, but the combo is.

[temporality.livejournal.com]

I think Colon is his surname; when I see it, I want to pronounce it like the body part, not the Spanish surname.

It just... reminds me of a sock or a polo shirt.

[playwithlights.livejournal.com]

Interesting...

[bloomingtulip.livejournal.com]

oh good, I'm glad it's the Spanish surname. I had forgotten about that and all I could think about was the body organ and the punctuation mark. I could maybe get over Crew as a name although it's not my style, but it doesn't sound good with Colon at all.

[primarycolor.livejournal.com]

OH WOW. lame.

[pleasesupriseme.livejournal.com]

Oh my. I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while. I am the least mature person ever sometimes, and I've been cackling and saying 'Colon' for the last few minutes. Ha.

[arbus.livejournal.com]

if its pronounced like the spanish surname, then isnt it pronounced crew cologne? as in, perfume?

thats just worse, imo. its like 'let me put on my crew colon before we got out...'

ick either way, really.