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[zeldabel.livejournal.com]

I substitute, and hear all sorts of, er, interesting names. Half the time, I end up calling kids by their last names to keep from embarrassing myself by laughing out loud. Here are some of my favorites from this week:

Bricktanya
Pro'Miss
Addie Belle
Awysum Cyncere (boy)
Pachients
Flowah
Jazstyn Rian-Arre
Ji'Dai Ji'Reed
Latirreana
Nyasia Lilmargaret
Solstice

Comments

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

Wow...

[rekkless.livejournal.com]

I can't even..

[redfield79.livejournal.com]

Nope

[being-lola-star.livejournal.com]

And I thought some of the kiddos I worked with were doomed...

[illinoisnights.livejournal.com]

You made these up, right? RIGHT??

[ringsandcoffee.livejournal.com]

I think Solstice got off easy in this round, even more so than Addie Belle.

[laminy.livejournal.com]

I have a friend named Addie. I don't think it's anywhere near as bad of the rest of these.

[zeldabel.livejournal.com]

I don't think Addie is bad, either, but she actually went by Addie Belle. Paired with her last name, it just sounded silly, like she should live on a Louisiana plantation or something.

[smasharash.livejournal.com]

Rian-Arre just makes me think of Ryan air the budget airline!

[politicking.livejournal.com]

I laughed out loud when I got to "Pachients"

[juniorfan29.livejournal.com]

God bless the full time teachers that have to go through an entire school year not laughing at these names.

I think I'd spend half the year being corrected by Nyasia, every time I called her Nausea.