The gun, apparently. Not the malt liquor.

[skin-deep1073.livejournal.com]

A birth announcement in our local paper has been causing quite the stir.

Name: Colt .45

Thoughts?

http://www.tillamookheadlightherald.com/announcements/article_ef07cd8e-628d-11e3-841b-001a4bcf887a.html?mode=image&photo=0

Comments

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

Wow....I hope it's a boy?

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

That's ridiculous. Colt is barely ok. The .45 is going to cause problems down the road for him. I really doubt that numbers are going to be recognized as a legitimate name by computers and such, let alone a punctuation mark added to the numbers. This is why we need naming laws in the U.S. like they do in some other countries. >:(

[mommy.livejournal.com]

...no way.

[kitchen-poet.livejournal.com]

NOPE. Totally stupid. His parents should be ashamed. Also, lol, has a brother named "Hunter Allan." How did they go from that to Colt. 45?!


Also, that whole board is full of, erm, interesting names. Paizley Dawnne? Bear? Yikes.

[sweetest-asylum.livejournal.com]

yeah right, the gun. i bet he'll have a lil brother named 2 zigzags