No Word of a Lie

[maine-girl.livejournal.com]

My mom lives in Florida and sees these small children with a lemonade stand across the street.  They are there almost every day.  She thought she'd go over and buy some yesterday.  The children's names are:
Trust Jesus (boy)
Mercy Lord (girl)
Blessing (don't know the MN, girl)

And my sister's boyfriend, who is a paramedic, delivered a boy in ambulance recently, and the baby was named: Supreme Intelligence.

Enjoy  your day!

Comments

[mrsduryee.livejournal.com]

If Blessing had a NORMAL middle name, I wouldn't hate it, but I would never ever use it. I also like Mercy as a name, because it reminds me of this book The Witch of Blackbird Pond about the Salem Witch Trials that I read as a kid, but again...with a NORMAL name. In fact, both are better as middle names.


But Trust Jesus....well that's just ludicrous.

[oh-snitch.livejournal.com]

lmao, Supreme Intelligence. That rocks in that omgwhatweretheyon kind of way. :P

[thunderofsins.livejournal.com]

ummm yeah, because it is supremly intelligent to be born in a moving vehichle...ohhhkay

[auntieda.livejournal.com]

Wow, those are absolutely awful.

[super-bitch06.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I can enjoy my day... those are horrible names. I hope at least one of those kids grows up to be an athiest. Just because. >.>

[maine-girl.livejournal.com]

I doubt it.... there are four children, and the oldest three have to take turns selling the lemonade (in hot Florida sun) all day. When there is nobody to buy lemonade, they have to sit there and read the Bible.

[calixbat.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. What is this world coming to??

[mooie-ziel.livejournal.com]

oh lordy lord

[sarahrose.livejournal.com]

It's like the Puritan times!!!


Wow.

[sotypical42483.livejournal.com]

Wow those are awful.

[decembewedding.livejournal.com]

awe...poor kids!

[turabiannights.livejournal.com]

I love Mercy, but not paired with the rest of those names. I once saw a BA for a Trustin Jesus, but I think (hope?) he was an only child.

Supreme Intelligence is AMAZING! I just hope the birth certificate has everything spelled correction. I also hope the kid will not grow up to be dumb.

[elemmennope.livejournal.com]

Supreme Intelligence is hilarious. It's so funny because you just *know* that wasn't what was used to come up with the moniker... it would be great if he was called Total Insanity, more appropriate.

The first three are just very Puritan sounding. Like they were born 300 years too late.

[quiteoutofplace.livejournal.com]

I would go out of my way to make friends with someone named Supreme Intelligence.

I hope the others grow to share their parents faith, because if not, ouch.

[mrsnelson.livejournal.com]

::sobs::

[scintillated.livejournal.com]

Whoa. =(

[rubytitania.livejournal.com]

I actually know a Blessing, but he's male (and African, which for some reason makes it seem ok).