Really?

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I read an article today about a guy pulled over for double-texting, i.e. texting on two phones at once while driving with his knees. Anyway, he and his brother, who was in the car and also got busted on drug charges, are named Dandre and Dartavious. (Here's a link to the article for laughs.)

Dartavious makes me think of a Musketeer with a lightsaber.