Kids ages 10-16

[becomingun.livejournal.com]

Due to my work at a fancy boarding school, I've been recently going through report cards of students applying to attend. There are some great names and... Some doozies.

WDYT? (Siblings are grouped together)

Kleighdhon Ryleigh(b) (I think this is supposed to be Clayton?)
Houston and Kayleigh both girls
Sadie Louise (g)
James Henry (b)
Daniel Carson (b)
Julia and Charlotte both girls
Azzarra Magdalene (g)
Catherine and Eleanor both girls
Raoul Elezar (b)
Aziza (g)
Caleb Joshua (b)
Luana Juliette (g)
Lauren Gail (g)
Beryl Eileen (g)
Jiyeon David (b)
Austyn and Tennysynn both girls
Emilie March (g)
Benedikt Adam(b)
Izabel Krystine(g)
Fabio Michael and Dario Albert both boys
Dashiell Spencer (b)
Alysha Claire (g) OOPS, she's a girl, promise!

Comments

[jaydestarlight.livejournal.com]

I like:
Sadie Louise
James Henry
Daniel Carson
Julia
Charlotte
Catherine
Eleanor
Emilie March

[theljfromheck.livejournal.com]

I love the name Dashiell

[familyeverafter.livejournal.com]

Kleighdhon = D:

my face literally did that. oh, that hurts.

[wake-tonight.livejournal.com]

I like Sadie, Eleanor, Juliet, James and Dashiell.

WTF to Kleighdhon, Beryl (on a kid!), Jiyeon (how do you even pronounce it? Gee-yee-on?), Austyn/Tennysynn...

[skittles22088.livejournal.com]

I like:
Henry
Charlotte
Eleanor
Lauren
Beryl
Adam

[solitudete.livejournal.com]

Kleighdhon made me lol so hard, it sounds like a caveman name.

Austyn and Tennysynn and Benedikt... trying way too hard here you guys.

I like:
James Henry
Sadie Louise

[coffeecup37.livejournal.com]

I only like Henry and Eleanor. :/

[lilacmermaid.livejournal.com]

I like:

Louise
James Henry
Magdalene
Catherine, Eleanor
Juliette
Lauren
David
Michael
Spencer

[dararachel.livejournal.com]

is the last one really a boy?

[becomingun.livejournal.com]

OH WOW, haha no! She's a grade 10 girl, that was a total accident. Will fix that now! *facepalm*

[becomingun.livejournal.com]

Beryl also has a really schmancy last name. I told my mom that one, the full name, and she was just like "well that's HORRIBLE. That name won't work until she's a 65-year-old English duchess."

[samaside.livejournal.com]

Honestly, Tennyson isn't that bad of a name. If it's spelled right.

[becomingun.livejournal.com]

I agree, when it's spelled correctly. I actually used to babysit those two and I didn't know until they applied to the school how their names were spelled. Made me a little sad TBH.

[spaceandclouds.livejournal.com]

I like:
Sadie Louise
Eleanor
Aziza
Juliette
Emilie

[laminy.livejournal.com]

I like Henry and Eleanor, but those aren't really the spellings that I prefer of either.

[qadesh.livejournal.com]

WALL OF SHAME:

Kleighdhon Ryleigh - nothing else needs to be fucking said here
Azzarra - drop one of the double consonants and it would be much better
Elezar - Futurama fans? If not you better watch it. I think you will regret your choice.
Austyn/Tennysynn - good God. Tennyson is a trendwhore name though if someone used it after the poet, that would be more cool. But atm I wouldn't use it, it's just too trendy and no one would get the poet reference.
Benedikt - ugh poor kid.

[quinnthevixen.livejournal.com]

I hate almost all of these, except for: Eleanor, Charlotte, Raoul, and Dario.

[fletwock.livejournal.com]

tbf Jiyeon is a Korean name, so the parents probably weren't trying to pull of anything super special there.