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I had a customer in the layaway department who gave her name as Neyia, pronounced Knee yuh. Strange, but not too bad, certainly not the worst name that I've seen. That is, until she came to pick up her layaway. When she handed me her license I discovered that her legal name was Korneyia. Yes, cornea. That poor girl. I would go by Neyia too.