Birth Announcements

[lilacmermaid.livejournal.com]

Madeline Kayla (William)
Shayna Mattye
Waa-Bishkii-Giizhigook Krystal Marieann
Keegan Dale Ray
Ben Daniel
Kali Megan
Teagen Marjorie Rose
Cayson Pheonix
Gemma Jersey
Emma Jayne
Racin Allan
Amya Edan
Braxton Thomas
Katelyn Gail
Addison Rae Johnna
Lynden Leslie Rose

I really wish I could blame that monstrosity of a name on the internet exploding and spewing out random letters, but I unfortunately have my doubts.

I don't like a single one of them. If it's not the name itself, it's the spelling, or the combination.

Comments

[areyoustrange.livejournal.com]

Did the parents of Waa-Bishkii-Giizhigook Krystal Marieann just, I dunno, look down at their child and think, 'we hate you. We're not legally allowed to burn you, starve you, or crush you under an elephant, so here is this vomitrocious dicktastic name'.

[redriotroses.livejournal.com]

Nah, i just took one look at her and thought 'God, you're ugly, i wanted a pretty baby damn it!' and came out with that. Personally, i think it's a stunning name. The other half agreed.

=P

[areyoustrange.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that this is your joking face.

[redriotroses.livejournal.com]

I was being very sarcastic! I think that name is awful, simply awful. I really don't know how you could do that to a child.

[areyoustrange.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank god, I thought I had a nuclear crazy moment on my hands.

It's worse than Sarah and Todd Palin's taste in names, and people, that is not easy.

[redriotroses.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you, i'm a very sarcastic person, and that doesn't always translate on to teh internetz.

Haha! I'd have to agree! I just feel so sorry for thier kids.

[kaoriz.livejournal.com]

The name is from the Ojibwe language. The Ojibwe are a Native American tribe, the third largest in the US, after the Cherokee and Navajo.

I'm disturbed over Racin Allen. Sounds like a cartoon character. Racin' Allen!

[arbus.livejournal.com]

is anyone else seeing gobbledy-gook in that third name?

um. i like emma, marjorie and rose.

[lilacmermaid.livejournal.com]

I did consider that that it might have been an ethnic name, because there is a reserve near the town these names are from. But then I sort of discounted it because neither of the parents nor their surname had any hint of native ancestry. I know that doesn't always mean anything.

I think I would have been less derisive if it had been the middle name, because I can't imagine this child going by that name when she goes to school or whatever. I'm sure she would mostly go by Krystal or Marieann.

[invisiblepet.livejournal.com]

I think William and Madeline is a nice sibset.

I like Keegan, too.

But yeah, the rest...wow.

[laminy.livejournal.com]

I like Gemma. That's pretty. Other than that, not so much.

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly.

[soulsplinter8.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was definitely the first thing that popped into my head too!!

[ifancylust.livejournal.com]

i like:
William
Ben
Teagen - spelled teagan or tegan
Gemma - ugh. not with jersey though.
Edan - spelled eden
Lynden - spelled linden

[chirpygirly.livejournal.com]

That's so weird. I've been liking the name Egan lately and every time I think of it for some reason I want to go with the middle name Dale, even though otherwise, I'm not keen on Dale. To me Egan Dale sounds like a furniture maker or something along those lines.

[lind-saay.livejournal.com]

madeline, william

i don't like the rest at all.

[hoboheart.livejournal.com]

LMAO!