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August birth announcements for one the hospitals in town. I don't know what it was about August, but it must have brought out the crazies.

I have bolded the more ridiculous ones:



George "Drew" Jackson (Not sure where they get Drew out of that.)
Curley JaMaury (Ouch.)
Zoe Ann
Tessa Ann
Amelia Lake
Payton Marie
Apprentice Scott
Sarah Elizabeth
Braxton John Paul
Pagyn Tempest (What?!)
Marely (I'm assuming it's Marley, but spelled "uniquely"?)
Joben Don
Blaine Lee
Makyla Marie
David Lee
Christena Ruth Ann
Thomas Hudson
Mathew Tyler
Fairon Dallon Sean (What is this nonsense?)
Draven Kane (Again.)
Serrennity Faye (And again! At least spell it right. Wow.)
Ahmad H.
Ezekiel
Zania Z. (parents Zahi and Rania.)
Kaleb Mykah (Nice if they hadn't butchered the spelling.)
Karlee Elizabeth
Lillian Carol Dawn
Haley Dawn
Lexie Jade
Lindsey Gail
Jeffery Kyle
Asher Jackson
Leana Hyatt
Jamie
Brooklynn Mo'Ray
Saylor Jordan (f)
Ethan G.
Riley James
Aurora
Jaziya Rachellel (Huh?)
Brycen Shane Ray
Ethan Dale
Jasper Dale
Jeremiah Ray
Trenton Carl
Holden Tuff (I'm sure he was welcomed by big brother, Hangin'.)
Bradyn Deen-Roland
Makayla Leigh
Cody Ryan
Joseph Michael Ellijah
Keylor Dawn (KEE-lore?)
Gabriel Owen
Harley SuMarie
Kambrien Lee (m)
Sarah Ann
Brayden Eligh (I have no clue how to say that middle name.)

Twin Boys:
Jaziel Isai
Ezzer Isaac