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I got a new guinea pig today. He's adorable, but I cannot for the life of my think of a name D:
I was thinking about useing a random word and just a normal name together, to make something weird. Like Weazing Ed. I want something that my friends and family will raise an eyebrow at and think "Uhhh.... okay."

Any suggestions on names (prefferably the actual name and not the word part).