Twin names

[tryyingtoevolve.livejournal.com]

I'm watching Ellen re-runs and I got to an episode where they were throwing a baby shower for her friend Paige's sister. She has twin girls and names them what Paige says are "perfect names": Madison and Montana (ewww).

The funny part is that throughout the episode, Ellen keeps calling them the wrong names:
Memphis & Mississippi
Manhattan & Clam Chowder
Miami & Montreal
Madison & Santa Monica

So, what are the worst twin names you've heard/can think of?

Comments

[ev1lkitkat.livejournal.com]

Shanea and Shanae

[botica.livejournal.com]

Kiana and Kiante

Thet sooo stole those names from the title of that one name book...

[daydream11.livejournal.com]

Daria and Darius (the names of my two oldest cousins)
Kiera and Kieran
Jayden and Jaylan (don't tell me that this hasn't happened yet)
Ada and Ava
Milo and Miley
Alexandra and Alexander

[farting-nora.livejournal.com]

From my own family
Floyd and Lloyd
Ethel and Bethel

Both sets of twins are my great-grandmother's siblings. (she was one of 13 kids, two sets of twins)

[simply-forever.livejournal.com]

Jayden and Jada.

[mrsbenglish.livejournal.com]

Thunder and Lightning... no joke.

[lovetokate.livejournal.com]

From when my mom worked in the NICU:

Harley and Davidson.
Front and Back (last name Porch. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING!)
Heaven and Nevaeh
James and Semaj

[sxylilwitch.livejournal.com]

I love my Mom and her twin Sisters names, but I think they're horrible together...Arlene and Eileen XP I hate rhyming or themed twin names!

Also: Shanice and Shanell.

[hastaxmuerte.livejournal.com]

My dad is Harry and his twin is Garry. Not the worst, but I'm not a fan of rhyming names. Also, because of this, until I was in my teens I always thought people who spelled the name G-A-R-Y were spelling it wrong. Oops.

[smallandneedy.livejournal.com]

I went to school with fraternal twins Bryan and Ryan.

[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

My cousin has a friend with twins named Naveh and Haven. Maybe it's just personal preference, but, wow, I think that's idiotic.

[pixietangerine.livejournal.com]

my grandfather and his twin are gary and jerry, and they have a sister named mary.

[neverstarsburn.livejournal.com]

i went to school with twins who moved from Puerto Rico whose names were Cherly (said like Shirley) and Cheryl

[smurfb1ue.livejournal.com]

My cousin's twins are Londyn and Lauryn [which "match" older bro Jaykob]. If they're said rather than seen, they're not bad, but the Ys just kill me.

Semaj

[crossingthesea.livejournal.com]

You win.

I also know a Semaj, but the father is James, not the brother. Mine was pronounced Seh-mah-jay. Yours too?