I thought this was cute.

[ladyofmoonlight.livejournal.com]

I saw this years ago and I just remembered it. I thought a few of you might get a kick out of it.

Go to: http://www.wesclark.com/ubn/

And click on: The "Best Of" list The Cream of the Crop - Favorite Utah Names

The whole website is actually pretty nice, but the lists on that page are fun to look at.

Comments

[ivy-fairchance.livejournal.com]

I think if you're going to give your child a ridiculous name like Amethyst, you could at least spell it correctly.

And why would anyone name a child after HAIRSPRAY? Aquanetta?

What is Vvhs? That's a typo, not a name.

Also...Jennyfivetina, Stripling, Crayon, Treasure Cocaine, Justa Cowgirl, Davenport Shore, SeaBreaze, Desdedididawn, Falycid (Flacid?), Thermos, K-8, Fawn-Dew, Friends Forsaken, Blessing Ream, Golden P, Beefea, VulvaMae, Tugdick...

Are these serious? I can't imagine.

[lolzabeth.livejournal.com]

They hurt my brain >_< Poor poor kids!

[lolacat.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard at this. Can't wait to share it with my husband.

[krosp.livejournal.com]

Haha my favourites

Evol - yes it is love backwards, but sounds much too similar to 'evil' for my likings
Pratt - isn't 'prat' an insulting word?
Iron Rod - ok, the common noun names I have heard on here before suddenly sound fine
Stripling - erm, weren't we just talking about stripper names?
Chlorine - ?!??!!?!
LaVirgin - oh no
Desdedididawn - or how about falalalalalalalala
Latrina - *mental note to look up future child's name in dictionary first*
K-8 - hehe
Pork Chop - what if the kid is morbidly obese?


erm I give up they're making me nauseous

[secret-x-stars.livejournal.com]

Slaughter.

Slaughter.

i can't even headdesk this one.

and...

Phakelikaydenicia.

someone just named an asthma medication, not a child.

[iljjc.livejournal.com]

Hallah Lujah
Zestpoole
Welcome Exile
Statehood
Kris Miss
Hereditary
Xko
Spoon

Er.. um... I have nothing to say.