guinea pigs

[biancasablancas.livejournal.com]

I really really want to get two girl guinea pigs. Of course, belonging to this community, one of the first considerations was what I would call them!
Naturally, I see this as a great opportunity to use some names that are a bit flamboyant and over-the-top on two tiny little guinea pigs. I don't really have guilty pleasure names for girls that I could use. Any suggestions?

Comments

[whenimdead.livejournal.com]

Henrietta came to mind for some reason.

[o-leaozinho.livejournal.com]

I would use all the fruit names I give to my video game characters that I would never use myself.

Clementine
Plum
Strawberry
Blueberry
Peaches
Kiwi

I mean, people who name their kids after fruit are just cruel, even if it is KINDA cute sometimes.

[x-cherrydarling.livejournal.com]

my two guinea pigs are named daisy and dolly. :]

[tryyingtoevolve.livejournal.com]

Lola?

I have a guinea pig named Walter:)

[neverstarsburn.livejournal.com]

i'd probably do really really girly things like lilybelle and junebug, or old fashioned like agnes and dora or rita and adelaide

[illsmileforyou.livejournal.com]

My girl guinea pigs are/were Princess & Peach.

[and-after-that.livejournal.com]

Arianna Lucille and Susannah Olivia. Why not give them middle names, as long as you are going for over the top?

[duckduckcaboose.livejournal.com]

You could name one Portia, which means "pig".

Shakespeare used it in "The Merchant of Venice" (and "Julius Caesar,") so you could name the other one after another character in "Merchant" like Jessica or Nerissa.

[wowthatisminty.livejournal.com]

Talula (short for Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii)

and

Consuela (short for Princess Consuela Bananahammock)