Newspaper names

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Unusual names/spellings I've come across since the last time I posted.

Male:

Berit
Ocie
Lorman
Folsom & Fontane (twins)
Versil
DayShawn DaWayne Lee
Aidan J. Frost (and no, Frost isn't the last name. I wonder what the J stands for.)
Bridger
Gillis
Raef Garrett (you're kidding me, right?)
Takoda
Jerel
Kipling

I don't usually put full names, but these two (not related) are hideous: Lyle Lyerla and Whitt L. Whitsell.

Female:

Elona
Verda
Gesina
Breayleah
Neoma
Arminta
Vernadine
Vada
Fonceile
Jamelle
Armenda
Tynia
Dana Shonta
JorGina
Stefni (in her 70s!)
Lezlia
Crescentia Louisa (akward but has a nice ring to it)
Lena Leola
Kayra
Neaidia
Laurisa
Sindy
Makayan Michelle
Ivonia
Treva
Lugene
Alvera
Fab
Burdette
Rencinzie Isabelle Ramae
Renessa
Britta
Kinsley Sophia
Clarine
Romechelle (Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion fan, maybe?)Reinetto
Tyellen
Zoda
Junitta
Zonna
Meribah
Lorine
Signa
Florita
Charnette
Tiawana
Decia
Fazila
Paivi
Olena
Malanie
Katylain
Jacqulyn Renee
Kimbra
Gentiana
Genie
Richel
Leslyann
Christeena
Leaha
Kayle
Jodene Ann
Travy
Airika
Farriss
Braylee

Unsure:

Denail
Brearin
Valnor
Brandely
Eris
Brandace
Corbi
Liezl

Sibsets:

- Christopher, Chad, Clint, Cory, and Chaunda
- Kelly Lee (f) and Kimberly Lyn (awkward because of Lee-Lee sound and Ly-Ly spelling)
- Vernon, Velva, Viva, Vida, Virgil, and Velma (parents - Henry and the aforementioned Crescentia. I think Henry lucked out in all of this.)
- David, Darrin, Doug, Duane and Denise (parents Don and Dorothy)
- Clarence, Wilbur, Harley, Kennon, Glenn, Claude, Jacob, Florence, Mildred, and Dorothea (all in their 70s-80s)
- McClain and Emory (twin boys)
- Richard, Thomas, Robert, Joseph, James, Jeffrey, Clyde, Peggy, Barbara, Diane, Marlene and Darlene (twins), Carolyn, Angel (f), and Daniel (parents Thomas and aforementioned Clarine) - Angel really sticks out.
- Bradley, Brett, Brittany, and Brandon