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[arbus.livejournal.com]

the birth announcements around here are normally extremely tame, but we had a particularly disturbing batch this week...

(with the exception of a couple, prepare to gag)

david joham
natylee marie
carlea roze
hunter paul
elijiah paul (yes this is the (in)correct spelling)
caroline victoria
matthew jonathan
mason wayne
makenzie sheila
skylar starr

i have to include a couple with their last names here, i cant help myself.

makenzie mazza (theres a tongue twister)
mason mickle

Comments

[lovablemess.livejournal.com]

Adding that "i" makes it pronounced differently in my mind. And I'd say Carlea as Car-lee-uh.

[tryyingtoevolve.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how I feel about Joham, but otherwise I like David Joham. I'd like it if there was a reason for it, like a family name or something.

I like Elijah Paul but that spelling is awful. Wayne isn't my style, but I like it with Mason. I also like Caroline Victoria and Matthew Jonathan. The rest range from trendy (Makenzie Sheila) to horrendous (Natylee, Roze, Skylar Starr).

[murderprotocol.livejournal.com]

Caroline Victora, Matthew Jonathan and Mason Wayne are decent. Elijiah Paul would have been if Elijah were spelt right.

But Skylar Starr? Pornstar anyone?

And I cannot stand the name Sheila.

[classiestkid.livejournal.com]

Skylar Starr?, bet she'll have a sister named Candy Kiss or something equally as porn-y

[http://users.livejournal.com/__recidivist/]

Ah! My name is Elijah and the guy at the DMV misspelt it as "Elijiah". I now carry a license that makes me very self-conscious. And that's just a typo!

People do pronounce my name "E-lie-zhee-uh" if they see my license.

[laminy.livejournal.com]

Skylar Starr really does sound a like a stripper. I'm sorry, but it's true.