The Singing Cousins

[archangelsmack.livejournal.com]

My friend works in an hospital and recently cared for a newborn girl, Beyonce Rihanna, and her cousin Shakira was brought to see her.

To me, it sounds like someone trying too hard, what do you think?

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[pinkysmith.livejournal.com]

Ziggy Marley and his wife Orly Agai Marley have welcomed a baby boy, Abraham Selassie Robert Nesta Marley, on Jan. 26.

They also have a 5½-year-old daughter Judah Victoria and a 4-year-old son Gideon Robert Nesta.

personally i'm not a fan of repeating middle names but i feel like i've definitely seen worse. can't decide how i feel abt. Judah for a girl.

Double Fail

[pegasus2o5.livejournal.com]

Would you facepalm if I told you I met a fellow named Michael Jackson yesterday? Maybe not. Michael and Jackson are both common names, they'll inevitably end up together. He looked like he might just possibly have been born before Jacko hit the airwaves, and even if it was shortly after, his parents may have a) not been up on pop culture, or b) figured he was a flash in the pan.

But then I saw that his middle name was Angelo. And now I know there is no excuse for his parents at all.