Bizarre Celeb Names

[hey-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

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Some of these I've heard before, like Frank Zappa's kids' names, and Jason Lee's, and Penn's, but some are just....weird. And interesting. What do you think?


Name The Celebrity
Pirate----Jonathan Davis, lead singer of Korn's son
Apple----Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter
Coco----Courtney Cox's daughter
Tu Morrow----Rob Morrow's daughter
Denim & Diesel----Toni Braxton's sons
Reign Beau----Ving Rhames's daughter
Puma----Erykah Badu's daughter
Cash----Slash, lead guitarist of Guns & Roses, son
Hopper Jack----Sean Penn's son
Story and Dream----Ginuwine, r&b artist, daughters
Pilot Inspektor----actor Jason Lee's son
Moxie CrimeFighter----Penn of Penn & Teller's daughter
True Isabella Summer----Forest Whitaker's daughter

Audio Science----actress Shannon Sossamon's son
Phinnaeus & Hazel----Julia Robert's twin daughter and son
Fifi Trixibelle----Bob Geldoff's daughter
Peaches Honeyblossom----Bob Geldoff's daughter
Pixie----Bob Geldoff's daughter
Poppy Honey----chef Jamie Oliver's daughter
Dixie Boo----chef Jamie Oliver's daughter
Dixie Dot----chef Jamie Oliver's daughter
Bebe Bell----Anna Richardson's daughter
Seven----Erykah Badu's son
Brooklyn---David Beckham's son
Romeo---David Beckham's son
Cruz---David Beckham's son

Banjo---actress Rachel Griffith's son
Rebel----Sin City director Robert Rodriguez's
Rocket---Sin City director Robert Rodriguez's
Racer---Sin City director Robert Rodriguez's
Rogue----Sin City director Robert Rodriguez's
Jermajesty---Jermaine Jackson's son
Saffron Sahara---Simon LeBon of Duran Duran's daughter
Talua Pine---Simon LeBon's daughter
Kyd Miller---David Duchovny's son
Sonnet---Forest Whitaker's daughter
Ocean---Forest Whitaker's son
Magnus---Will Ferrell's son
God'iss Love Stone---Lil' Moe, r&b artist, daughter
Heaven---Lil' Moe's daughter

Rumer---Demi Moore's daughter
Scout---Demi Moore's daughter
Tallulah Belle---Demi Moore's daughter
Freedom---Ving Rhames's son
London---Slash's son
Dweezil---Frank Zappa's son
Moon Unit---Frank Zappa's daughter
Eja---Shania Twain's son
Satchel---Woody Allen & Mia Farrow's son
Nell Marmalade---Helen Baxendale & David Eliot's daughter
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily---the late Michael Hutchence's daughter
Pheonix Chi---Melanie C of the Spice Girls's daughter
Mingus Lucien---Helena Bonham Carter's son

Comments

[arbus.livejournal.com]

haha i was just going to post this :)

[heather80.livejournal.com]

JerMajesty has always been my favourite :).

[littlehounddog.livejournal.com]

Wow, some of those names are really out there! I am all for unique names but I think I draw my line at most of these!!

[juniorfan29.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd say this, but....

The Beckham's kids' names are pretty normal. In comparison.

Fifi Trixibelle----Bob Geldoff's daughter

I think they wanted a puppy, but got a baby instead...

[http://users.livejournal.com/hajari_/]

Jamie Oliver's kids... D=

Dweezil is hilarious until you remember it's someone's NAME and the poor kid has to put up with that until he's old enough to change it.

[xpaniic.livejournal.com]

Lol, I'd say so too.

The only two I'd EVER even consider using from those would be Brooklyn and Reign.

My niece has a boy in her class named Rebel.
And another one [not on the list] named Blaze.

[http://users.livejournal.com/hajari_/]

LOL. Now I'm imagining their faces when a baby comes out instead of a puppy...

[juniorfan29.livejournal.com]

I missed Reign on the list. Who does it belong to?


I might possibly consider Hazel. In fact...Julia Roberts wouldn't have done so bad on her twins if not for the Phinneas thing.

[trishy-h.livejournal.com]

Mingus is Helena Christensen's son not Helena Bonham Carter's. And I think Jamie Oliver only has two kids: Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey.

Some of these names look like the celebs tried really hard to come up with yooneek names for the press.

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I also believe it was Daisy Boo instead of Dixie Boo or whatever...
Rebel, Rocket, Racer & Rogue are bad, but together they are even worse! =O
Sonnet is a guilty pleasure of mine ;)

[th3-unicorn.livejournal.com]

It's Rumer Glenn and Scout LaRue, which makes it even worse :P

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

Pheonix Chi---Melanie C of the Spice Girls's daughter

Wow. She almost ruined Phoenix for me.

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

I like Scout LaRue ;x

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

He has 3. Daisy Boo, Dixie Dot and Poppy Honey.

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

He's like 30 now isn't he?

[omfg----hxc.livejournal.com]

Dweezil is the worst.
My brother wants to name his son Seven...cuz of Seinfeld.

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

Ah, ok.
Pffsht at those name though. I think Daisy & Poppy are pretty names, but Dixie is horrible, and paired with Dot it's just ridiculous *sigh*

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

I know a girl named Dixie Darlin' and Lora Love Leigh. Noooo joooke.

[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

Coco Cox just really sounds like a black porn star name to me. Or maybe a white chick who only takes black cock...wow, did I just say that in a baby name community? Anyway...

Reign Rames..Rrrrwhat?

I think I was going to post this the other day, but my computer froze or something. As bad a name as Satchel is, at the very least, they didn't name the boy after the satchel as an object, but for Louis "Satchel Mouth" Armstrong. Not much better, but still...

[ugottafriend.livejournal.com]

Yeah he's in his 30's I believe...not a bad looking guy either. He used to have a cooking show with someone.

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT! I thought I was just losing my mind. lol

[ugottafriend.livejournal.com]

I look at these names every year, and still shake my head in utter disbelief.

Drugs are bad, people. Very bad.

[kristinluffsyou.livejournal.com]

In all honesty...i kinda like the name Hopper...


But i'd probably never name my kid that...

I also like (And would probably name my kid)
Phinnaeus (Because i love the nickname Finn...)

[ugottafriend.livejournal.com]

It's actually Coco Arquette, but it's still a tacky name.

[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

That's slightly relieving, at least.

[scouty.livejournal.com]

I love scout larue
and I really like tallulah belle

[sloane-hd.livejournal.com]

My brother's name is Phineas so it's not so strange to me.

I like Saffron and Tallullah Belle.

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

Oh boy...Well, at least Lora can go by Lora. And never mention her other two names 8).

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

Leigh's her last name, she goes by Leigh :)

[neverstarsburn.livejournal.com]

don't forget Bluebelle! Gerri Halliwell of the spice girl's daughter.

[0o-faerie.livejournal.com]

Hah, in my head I was saying Love Leigh like one word (lovely =P), but Leigh might be an even better name to go by ;)

[sheshellabella.livejournal.com]

Indeed :D It suits her much better

[dustkitty.livejournal.com]

Puma is a beautiful concept for a name, but...no.

Phinnaeus, Hazel, and Tallulah Belle are nice. Magnus isn't bad, either. Scout isn't bad if it's after To Kill A Mockingbird, but otherwise, not so much.

[shortbutfast.livejournal.com]

off topic but i cannot believe julia roberts and her guy produced this ugly child!

http://www.sheeraz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/julia_roberts2.jpg

[bobinwales.livejournal.com]

Wow, if I could I would definately name my kid Pirate, and I'm being serious!

The only ones I'd actually use off there are Jack and Pheonix!