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Announcements from a week old paper I was reading today (sibs in brackets) The names I don't mind are in bold.

Matthew Edward (James, William)
Audrey Carmela
Rylee Irene Lillian
Lucinda Grace (Stephanie)
Aidan Anton Peter (Elly)
Tobias Alexander
Jorja Nicole (Chloe)
Jessica Anne (Charlotte)
Zachary Richard (Chloe)
Rhys Anthony (Britnee, Rylie)
Kalea Laura
Samuel Noah (Abbey)
Benjamin John Alexander (Jonathan, Adam, Sarah)
Madison
Jorjie Karla
Cooper Neil (Joshua, Jordan)
Matthew John (Lauren)
Olivia Rose
Makhai Hudson (Elieshia, Brayden, Tobey)
Molly June
Tayla Jade (Hayden, Blake)
Max Robert
Max Jason (Jack)
Joshua Gordon (Rachael, Hannah, Jacob)
Jack Felix 

What's happening with the butchering of Riley/ Reilly?? 

...and Britnee? I think I'm going to be sick.